do u ever just see that a certain person is online and u
i’m sorry
YES THANK YOU I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough
someone should make a movie about a group of really good friends who watch movies and play video games together but they’re actually internet friends so throughout the movie there’s subtle hints that they’re not actually irl (i.e. they can’t touch each other, they talk about different teachers from different schools) and at the end something tragic happens and they have to cope with it and it’s revealed that they were internet friends the whole time
calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed
